Monday, August 4, 2014

Senseless versus Sense of Humor

We Israelis appreciate a good joke.  Lately we´ve had several to laugh at.

1.  Nancy Pelossi said that Hamas is a  ¨Humanitarian Organization¨.  (Does she mean those nice people who strap explosives around their own kids and then blow them up?  The ones whose idea of paradise is an eternity spent raping girls?)

2.  Then the top UN Human Rights official, Navi Pillay, castigated Israel for not sharing itś Iron Dome technology with Hamas??

3.  But what we found really funny was  a statement on Sunday, by the  “military wing”, the Izz A-Din Al-Qassam Brigades, who threatened to fire rockets at all the cities in Israel that are within the ranges of its rockets.
At the same time, the statement claimed, Hamas is not trying to harm Israelis citizens with its rocket attacks???  That was like after the 3200th rocket loaded with explosives and ball bearings and nails was shoot towards, or into our cities from Haifa to Ëilat.

4.  The majority of the world seemed to BELIEVE them!!!

¨Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Gasp, choke.¨


I don´t know what you all out there in the diaspora are drinking or smoking, but it has had a serious effect of your brains!  We are noticing it more and more every day.  There is something WRONG with you people!!!


Perhaps some of you need to adjust your

understanding by learning the language of Hamas.  

This "Hamaspedia" is not complete, but we hope it 
will help.


UN = Unbelievably Naive (we adore naive people).


Human rights organizations = Sweet friends and allies (let's hope they never regain consciousness).

Demonstrators and opposition = Huh? What was that?

A woman = If alone - not much... If added to 69 others - a reward!

Children = When alive - shields and Jihad-students. When dead - TV stars.

Tunnels - Arabs' got talent


We want peace with Israel = We want Israel in pieces!

Christians = Next…

Ceasefire = Our brave terrorists need to rest and regroup. Hey, digging is hard work…


Humanitarian Ceasefire = Our terrorists work up quite an appetite when torturing and killing hungry demonstrators…

Long-term ceasefire = Bye for now… Kill you later...

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